The Offline

The Official Website for the And U Call Yourself Drama Room Offline

March 15th – 19th 2018 in New Orleans, Louisiana!!!!

 Last Updated on 7/27/2017 at 8:08 PM CST

      1. The Official First Annual Drama Offline Classic Commercial!

Welcome brack peepoes, saltines, eskimoes, humpbacks slewfeeted folks and test tube babies!

This is the site!

You like it?

Fuckin awesome.


Ok update…. this shit is going to happen for real!!!

Also… we need somebody to babysit for Ree Ree… for free so she can come!

Stalker advisory: 
ReD-DOT_disDYCK_nYO_MOUTH will be standing in the middle of the dance floor dressed like Morpheus from The Matrix trying to make eye contact with all of the fellas.


PAYING FOR THE OFFLINE?

COST:  We don’t know yet.

Gofundme.com is available for those who are financially challenged.

Your lucky numbers are: 4, 23, 26, 34 and 57


TRAVELING TO THE OFFLINE?

  • Expedia.com is available for those who want to book a flight. (Get with msLouie ASAP to set up your flight arrangements!!!)
  • MegaBus.com is also available for those who can’t afford the flight.
  • UBER.com is also available for those who cant afford the bus. (Contact Rollo.)
  • HitchWiki.org is available for those who cant afford an Uber.

Lodging:

New Orleans – Sheraton for those looking to book a room.

AirBNB for those who can’t afford a hotel room.

…and DVGreen knows a lady who runs some apartments named Thick Ass Carmel.


WHERE IS THE OFFLINE?

Voting is over!  The offline is officially set for NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA!

    • Houston
    • New Orleans
    • Las Vegas
    • Barbados
    • Lagos or Port Harcourt
    • Key Largo
    • The Galápagos Islands
    • Cincinnati
    • San Antonio
    • Paris
    • Vancouver and
    • Atlanta

Some main events will be in Imma’s satanic baller room to save money on beer and to watch the fights.

Free flowers to the first 5 ladies that show up!


EVENTS?

Live Performances

DJSchMoke and Crissy will perform the smash Paltalk hit: “When We Meet”…. or maybe not.

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A Female Strip Off

First prize: A pack of weave and blue contacts provided by PrinceOfChosenThought

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The “Keep Your Man” Seminar (hosted bythat1realchick)

Ladies learn how you keep your man the right way!

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The Anal Sex Seminar (hosted MzGladis)

Ladies learn how to get that ass ready for your man.

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Sanctioned Fights

So far, the main event is ambitious_king and jigga vs dangerous_one2013 and Yahoo while dangerousone fights with Yahoo

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11:00 AM – dangerous_one2013 vs Kilaboy and Yahoo

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SSR1908 vs a bar of soap

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Skully vs. The Preacher

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Rollo vs ambitious_king and that dark spirit that reached through rollo’s car windows and punched him and that lady who tried to kill him by running into the back of his Uber car.

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12:00 PM – POCT vs crissylicious and her kids

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1:00 PM – POCT vs Kreamidiva

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2:00 PM – POCT vs Smootie

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3:00 PM – POCT vs yahoo live from Niggs house

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4:00 PM – POCT vs Travlinman and his Mason Brothers

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5:00 PM – POCT vs DJSkully and his wife

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2pac, earth goddess, bomblove and msLouie vs crissylicious

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DJ SchMoke vs Gullah_Jack and a school of fish

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DJSchMoke vs Frankie_Cutlass and 2 goats walking around in heels on two feet

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Fulla vs that chick who pissed in his bed

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Dingo vs the female who spermed in his eye

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Jigga vs DJSchMoke

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Smootie vs GotNoMusic

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crissy vs Lostintears

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DJ Battle

Digital Keys vs Skully vs Ike vs GotMusic

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Chatter Dance Off

Rollo vs everybody else

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Chatter Sing Off

Smootie vs KC vs Curve vs ChocolateMixx vs. soul_brotha

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The All White Affair (Dingy is also acceptable)

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The Real Life Cam Off

Assignments

  • So far DJSchMoke has been assigned webmaster / secretary / security / host duties….
  • Ms Cucumber is bringing paper plates and forks.
  • DJ Skully is the DJ…
  • Blazin_exotic is hosting the morning exercise classes (with free yoga pants, but they are only available to those who don’t look fucked up in them)…. and Crown Royal for DVGreen …and mascara for MsNina
  • ITASTELIKECHAMPAGNE is responsible for bringing … the champagne, fried chitterlings, meatballs… and potato salad
  • Gullah_Jack is bringing the fish.  Plenty Of Fish…. and millions of tomatoes so we can throw them at each other.
  • DVGREEN – “I am not bringing a got damn thing.” (Ny suggested he bring the condoms) except missing persons reports and ink pens.
  • gameface38 is bringing a tv and a ps4 (bring your own controller)
  • GotMusicNoAttentRequired is bringing Jack Daniels and anger
  • MsFunSize is bringing the weed.
  • Frank is not invited.

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  • Nutty is bringing the sanitary napkins.
  • DoughBoy is bringing canned goods and snacks.  He is also going so he can show off his weight loss and his no collar shirts.
  • crissylicious is bringing the vanilla cream.
  • Naya is bringing the Anal Ease and the pussy Dixie cups.
  • PrinceOfChosenThought is bringing some lesbians for extra security, coffee and escape routes.
  • CUZZ_1 will be giving the women massages and putting them to sleep.
  • Ree Ree is bringing mac and cheese…. and a tub of coconut oil.
  • MsNina is bringing veggie plates (as if anybody is going to eat that shit)
  • PhillEBlunts is bringing the blunt wrappers.
  • Lifes_journey is bringing greens and a carmel cake.
  • Jace_J is bringing Cappadocia.
  • Digital Keys is bringing puppies, cute little deers, lollipops and little bunnies.
  • that1realchick is bringing faggots and butt-plugs…. and “tampons for the bloody bitches that don’t plug their pussies up”.
  • QT and Calla are bringing assorted accessories from Krogers such as: Napkins, Ice, Dieter’s Tea, Coconut milk, Boxing Gloves, A family sized box of Raisin Bran, Combination locks, Spare keys (in case Calla locks his in the trunk again), QTips, and Milk of Magnesium
  • Fulla_Schit is bringing the BBQ and the waterproof bed covers.
  • KC is bringing lettuce wrapped barbecue tofu chicken and fresh corn grown in her front yard…. and to rape POCT.
  • Rod is bringing cigars and gifts for the white women.
  • Smootie is bringing the kitty litter.
  • Phatpussc is bringing 4 cameras to place on the ceilings in all the rooms.
  • Chocolatemixxx is bringing Popeyes and grape soda strawberry Fanta.
  • JDon is bringing jerk chicken gently marinated in his tears.
  • LegendaryOkPlayerMa is bringing a Vitamix and chicken tortilla soup without the chicken.
  • Dirty South is bringing towels.
  • Aquarius_2Pac is bringing ass whooping, grounded up glass, mace, jedi mind tricks and ….. I took the rest out.
  • PCG is bringing signature perfumed donk pads, oiled anal beads, vibrating ben wah balls, signed copies of moaning CDs for beginners, a tae heckard mask, and a pad lock in a sock along with a set of brass knuckles in case jigga gives her any problems…. and bootyshaped lollipops.
  • LuvllyONE – “I aint bringing shit but I’m drinking everybody else’s liquor and I am having a good time”
  • Rollo is bringing the wife, the kids and 2 cases of E-40
  • Mz Pop Secret is bringing her black ass…. and maybe a man so she wont be accused of having a man in her room.
  • travlnman is bringing a bag of bullets
  • Bad Boy From Da South is bringing Gigi with the big ole ass.
  • Ja is coming to the offline to “plug QT in the ass because he knows she needs it”  Calla you gon take dat?
  • trinitiAKA is bringing fresh smoothies and kale chips
  • MzGladis is bringing UNO cards.
  • LANEKA is bringing some 400 pound big  booty strippers.
  • anthony_1 is giving out free back rubs and a taco salsa
  • STEELDRVNMAN is bringing……  we don’t know cause he’s a got damn incog.
  • cut_a_nikkain2006 is coming but we don’t know what she is brining yet…
  • STILL Rotten is bringing herself…..  :/
  • MR_IKE_DOLLARBILL is bringing fake credit cards.
  • killaboy would come but he said Texas is too far.
  • Killabrew is driving Kaylee to the offline.
  • Kaylee is bringing more hoes.
  • Gunman1977 is bringing a pound of bomb ass weed, wraps, Top papers and some WOODEN pipes.
  • MAJDA is bringing an extra lamp and a television.
  • pink (link) revolver is coming to the offline to collect the baby’s gifts.  Ebony’s Wish List… but contact her first cause there are rules and shit.

More updates coming soon!


COMMITTEES

The Veggie Committee

MsNina, Poe, TriniAKA and KC

The Website Committee

Me

Security Committee

DJSchMoke, PrinceOfChosenThought and AmbitiousKing

The Party Planning Committee

Smootie, POCT and blazin

Decorations

MsNina

Community Outreach

DJSchMoke, Text Slayer and Moonduck

The Official Clean Up Crew

ITastelikechampagne, Brass Knuckles and Curve

The Lawn Care Committee

Bad Boy From Da South


CONFIRMED GUEST LIST

  • MsNina
  • QT
  • Calla ID
  • PrinceOfChosenThought
  • DVGreen
  • DJSchMoke and PCG are renting a van and Poe is riding in the back.  If anybody else is traveling from New Orleans to Houston hit us up (qqn @ Only_4_U and ms_shreveport)
  • msLouie
  • Ms Cucumber
  • Red Dot
  • Gullah Jack
  • Jace_J
  • Cappadocia
  • Markman
  • Aquarius_2Pac
  • PCG
  • blazin_exotic
  • phatpussc

** please contact an admin ASAP to be added to the list **


 

If you are a red hat, PM me for the codes.

QT, we are awaiting further instructions……..thannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnksssssss!

Hiiiii Nina!!!!!!!

Hiii Blazin!!

P.S. Gullah I bet you cant take this website down!!!


 

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